E03 The Two Lisas Lip你知道在前戏的时候发好人卡是多么下作吗？Mandy泪目，一句I Love You回报多年努力的自己，然后一走了之。贱F还得靠贱人来治。相比之下Debi只是小女生的矫情。人渣Frank被Sheila、Sammi撕逼逼疯，爆炸迎高潮。E04 A Night to Remem-- Wait, What? 这一集直接将整季送上六星。且不说star war的梗了，我笑哭了，literally。Frank永远是人生无常生不带来死不带走的鲜活证明。闪婚的节奏实在令人花眼，那些小细节实在太真实。Jesus crist！ Holy fuck！ MammaMia！ Ay Caramba！居然特么的就婚了！最后的烟花过后，F的眼神，终于明白最恐怖的事就是，无论多么甜蜜多么以为这次会不一样，一年，两年，三年，甚至根本不用这么久，转身一看，才发现是个路人吧。E05 Crazy Love 这种直接将主要角色空档一季再拉回来的操蛋事也只有shameless有魄力敢做。一眼万年的结尾，是要当人生导师的节奏。神剧到shameless这种地步，已经不屑于什么小打小闹的煽情了，人间的大喜大悲都能揉入一集之中，你还当我只是浮夸吗？ E07 Tell Me You F**King Need Me 2015.03.04Whatever you were looking at last week was not nearly as attractive as me.You know it, and I know it.So clearly your priorities are fucked up.Here's what you missed.片头V超燃！！！F向Gus坦白slept with ex，看来F对这场婚姻越来越认真了。You should have fucked the sense right back into her.God gave you that joystick to control your woman,and you're just letting that thing dangle between your legs.V的妈妈D这样谆谆教导着K，看来老娘年轻时也不简单啊，后面还去酒吧说K是难得的好男人劝V回来，满满正能量！K却小小地沦陷了一下：“Yeah, it's just like V giving me a--a blow job.Or it's like V staring at me getting a blow job.”2333333“I'm only 20 pounds away from looking like that guy”男这集一直想趁K、V分居之机挑逗V，可爱。Deb挨了小鲜肉一记Carl所谓的“friend”拳，但终于御姐气质爆发成功把弟！my nose is not having a good week.——Jimmy,or Jack被Dus揍，还在和女服务生调情，bitch。You have to let me go.You have to let me let you go.I need you to do that for me.流泪说出这些话，F应该是终于放下了，我不太记得之前的剧情了，所以并不“认为”F和Jimmy,or Jack有多么多么难以放下的共同经历，既然这样那就赶紧滚吧。或许Jimmy,or Jack并不是多坏，可能只是在感情上烂习惯了。能看到以前排个队都能搞上的F现在在感情面前胆小，害怕，牺牲多少个Jimmy,or Jack都无所谓。F面临与Gus的未来，Lip面临从事科研的机会，Ian面临能否康复，Deb面临美好感情的开始，Carl面临校霸的崛起，Sammi面临与Frank关系的走向和操持全家的重担。一家人都处在人生十字路口，God bless you.Frank，一如既往地shameless，不过这集开始有一个crazy bitch开始克他了哈哈哈哈哈哈！！！E08 Uncle Carl 2015.03.10Kev怕老鼠哈哈哈哈蹦上椅子蠢萌样F与Lip接Ian回家，走出门的时候F看Lip那个眼神，心酸……And, son, it's important to know the difference between a skank bitch and a deranged psychopath. Your sister Sammi is the latter. So, when you have a skank bitch in your house, you stand up to her. You push back. Eventually she leaves. But with a psychopath, you have to take a different approach. But in the end, she will crawl back to the syphilis-ridden gutter from whence she came, and I will reclaim my bedroom and my life. She started the war, but I'll win it.Frank要与Sammi展开撕逼大戏了，期待期待！Because, Chuckie, fatherhood comes with responsibilities that go far beyond shooting sperm into a V hole.（在这种教育下Chuckie长大了一定是个好爸爸……）And I have decided it's time to teach your grandfather those responsibilities, because, clearly, he never learned them. He's like an untrained dog（Frank在家中新地位……） who keeps shitting all over the house, so we have three options-- run the dog over, send the dog back to the pound to be gassed, or train the dog.And I am choosing to train this dog.真是越来越爱接班大姐了么么哒^-^1,000-mile rule--when you're on tour 1,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count.新知识getF的老板其实是个好人，不占F便宜，以离婚过来人对F说的那些建议针针见血。Svet上集爽了Kev这集爽V哈哈哈这神脑洞编剧也想得出来，既帮小两口满足生理需求还带娃，外加婚姻咨询、免费鸡汤Because you Americans like everything to be right or wrong. If someone is like you, it is right. If someone is not, it is wrong. But this is not real.Life is not so this or that, black and white. No, you should be happy your Kev makes these changes, because if no one does, this is how babies end up in dumpsters.不得不说这无节操的外在情节下，三观实在是太正了。以前都是恶作剧、小便宜，OK没什么，但是Heroin，将儿子孙儿送入监狱，unacceptable。这是真的有点讨厌Franks。印象中Lip每三句话一句忽悠人的一句骂人的一句活跃气氛的，然而本集中在学校财务人员面前为了请求延长学费缴纳日期时，哽咽说的那些话，居然句句发自肺腑。You know, I-I could be there for them, but I'm not... You know, 'cause I'm here... 'Cause I'm told that-- that staying here, you know, that's-- that's something I could do for those kids, you know, in-- in a big way. You know, in-- in a real way, uh, someday. So I'm here. But if I go back to the house... well, then I'm in it, you know, and-- and I can't get back out of it.这集在一家子人警局等Carl的处理结果时说的Gallaghers is kind of a diagnosis道出了整个家庭被诅咒的宿命：Shameless是一种病。但S5的走向明显Lip是这种宿命的改变希望，他自己也清楚这一点。所以就算远离需要自己的家人feel so fucking guilty地来上大学，Lip也得一个人承受下来。看到这里有种预感，或许整个剧不会是happy ending，有些家庭成员能够脱离Shameless，有些却不会。这种家庭的、各自以为是的撕裂是最痛的。E09 Carl's First Sentencing 2015.03.23E10 South Side Rules 2015.03.25写不下去了，实在写不下去了虽然也大概知道编剧有点开始走“先虐后扶先攻后受先S后M”的套路了但是在Ian和Micky那样欢快地憧憬即将开始的DateIan说That was the first time I've felt anything since……Micky在他身后笑得跟小狗一样Sammi对他说You have some hard times ahead of you,but you're gonna do great时，他毫无防备满脸幸福地说Okay回头看这两集，不是Shameless之徒，而是一群Deadless, surviveless，loveless之徒的故事E11 Drugs Actually 2015.04.02这集无论从剧情，配乐，台词，还是人物的转变，都是本季质量最高的，甚至放到这五季的当口回顾，也是值得着墨的一集。【Ⅰ】F说You don't have to do that.Sean说Damn right. It's nice of me.一直觉得Sean的加入是专为F设置的一面镜子，他不掩饰对F的好感，但他却真正从感情出发，明白F危险而不靠近，劝导F处理好与Gus的关系而不怕F有所误解，他帮助F完全是出于他觉得应该伸出援手，他克制自己对毒品的留恋而不回避，对儿子的深厚感情令人动容。已经能看出F在与Sean相处中的变化，即使对Sean有欲望也不再如以前那样瞬间搞上，工作也开始认认真真不从老板那占便宜有事也懂得跟老板请假，还把Ian也放心地介绍来打工。是啊我也爱率直不顾后果去love的F，但谁能说和Sean的相处不是F信任、放松而流露真情的时刻哪？爱不需要横冲直撞，需要的是这种信任过后的connection，连人渣Frank都这样说。【Ⅱ】在其他人一派正经的正经虐的虐的时候，K和V两口子现在简直挑起搞笑的大梁（喂这剧本来就是分类的喜剧好嘛魂淡你们都忘了吗再这样严肃/虐下去还怎么让我笑场！！！(╯°Д°)╯︵ ┻━┻）——You let that bitch give you a blowjob? Seriously?——Well, that's one way of looking at it, but I was practically a bystander.If my dick wasn't physically attached--——Wait a minute. Wait a minute."Wifely duties." Did she say that to you? Holy shit! You had sex with her too! （这里V的表情太到位）V, that-- that is...Really hot.（还能不能严肃点魂淡！！！！！！！！！！！(╯°Д°)╯︵ ┻━┻）然后果然，就特么开始煽情了……K：Baby, I want to grow old with you. I'm really sorry I didn't fuck you before, but...I really, really want to fuck you now.I think about it constantly.You have no idea.I borrowed Lip's school computer to get online, and I found that porn that we made, and then I jerked off to it, three times.太感人了有木有呜呜呜！以后我要表白就对妹纸说“我对着你的照片撸了一脸”，绝逼表一个白成一个啊！看人家V感动的那样，马上就在台球桌上搞起来了啊！！【Ⅲ】Frank应该是对Bianca动真感情了（如果这点按你们阴谋论说Frank是为了遗产我可是要真怒了，看Shameless也还是要一点点节操的好不好！）可是我一直希望的是两人柏拉图式的恋爱，让Frank带着Bianca度过余生（虽然很有可能是误诊）不好吗？像HIMYM里3分钟恋爱，带你领略你以前错过的美好。没关系，你以前还错过了我，不是吗？让我们一起重度此生。【Ⅳ】Lip对这个从小长大的社区感情很复杂，既想通过读大学摆脱这里，但当地产商的到来抬高了租金让这里的人们生活变艰难，还完全鄙视这里的人们及他们的生活方式时，Lip还是流露出不满，但转眼他还是和这些人highhighhigh。Marx告诉我们，阶级的转化是复杂而痛苦的。虽然整体矛盾不可调和，但个体却纠缠不清。【Ⅴ】Monica说，Ian, there's always gonna be people that are gonna try and fix us. And you can never make those people happy. Like, it breaks their heart just to look at you.我听得全身战抖。有什么变化比，你找到一条路，旁人却一心善意地想将你打救出来，更孤独的？Ian说Yeah, um, um, even Mickey, now.难怪Ian会想到给Monica打电话，然后被释放后跟着Monica走了。人其实只爱自己，也只亲近相近的人。Monica一句话，就抵过了Mickey无数努力。没办法，谁让我们本质孤独却又渴望被理解？【Ⅵ】F与Sean在餐厅起舞美到爆，F一眼一神都是情，若即若离的挑逗最贱又最撩人，是个男人都得硬。【Ⅶ】Frank与Bianca抽海洛因的背景音乐是Radical Face的Baptisms（http://www.xiami.com/song/1773986938?spm=0.0.0.0.lzBK2r）风格如同专辑封面一样鬼魅。当这音乐响起，烟雾缭绕中，仿佛通过Shameless我们的灵魂脱离躯壳得以凝视自己的皮囊——这是怎样一具皮囊啊，这还是我们自己吗？Bianca已然陷入幻觉，在她眼中原本拒绝吸食海洛因的Frank也点燃了烟管，在自己的笑声中，吐出烟雾，获得满足，笑着与自己亲吻。然而镜头切换，Frank明显神情清醒，无比担忧而深情地看着Bianca。Frank根本就没有吸食海洛因，这也为Frank难得地不那么人渣一回，给Bianca家人发短信接回Bianca埋下伏笔。究竟你是（曾）爱我，还是我以为你是（曾）爱我。终此5季，Shameless也没有给我们答案。或许这个问题会困扰我们一生不是吗？E12 Love Songs (In the Key of Gallagher) 2015.04.07Bianca线是S05后期出现的一丝亮点，以死亡这个永恒话题来拷问这个永远Shameless却又在各方面有如神助的家庭，提醒他们在自己各种放荡各种儿戏人生的同时，还有人在如同吮吸甘露一般极度珍惜着自己所剩无几的生命，以至于陷入极乐和绝望的循环。你可以不管不顾地疯，可是你要考虑有没有可能有那么一个瞬间，你会停下来思考自己所做的这一切的意义。致Bianca。这个世界不会好起来，因为我们不会好起来，但这并不影响我们为了心中的一些事去努力奋斗。我们所走过的，所爱过的，成就了这个线性世界的我们，没有另外任何一种可能，所以，好好活吧。
